Posts Tagged: Bernard Matthews

Ode to a pack of wafer thin turkey ham

O! Pack of wafer thin turkey ham, I love your processed pink, Reconditioned, compressed meat. Tightly vacuum packed in plastic sleeve. Sweating unashamedly on discount shelf. Battered box; yellow stickered underbelly, 62 pence down from 2.29 Leap into my basket

Ode to a pack of wafer thin turkey ham

O! Pack of wafer thin turkey ham, I love your processed pink, Reconditioned, compressed meat. Tightly vacuum packed in plastic sleeve. Sweating unashamedly on discount shelf. Battered box; yellow stickered underbelly, 62 pence down from 2.29 Leap into my basket